There are probably a few celebrities who are glad Nikki Glaser didn't end up using these jokes at the Golden Globes... Perezcious readers know the 41-year-old host did not hold back when it came to mocking the A-Listers during this year's award show, but there are quite a few jokes she cut from her monologue because some apparently sounded too BRUTAL! Nikki appeared on The Howard Stern Show on Tuesday, where she spilled what ended up on the chopping block. First up is Sydney Sweeney. The comedian said: "We can't ignore that it's a weird time in Hollywood, you know, people just aren't going to the theaters to see things, and if you don't believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours, and it made $14." Related: The SHOCKING Way CBS Execs Reacted To Nikki's 'See BS' Joke! Damn!!! Leonardo DiCaprio didn't escape from getting poked at in Nikki's monologue, but he did get to avoid hearing this joke: "Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro, and Leonardo DiCaprio are here tonight for the category, Least Eyes. Leo, why are you always squinting? I mean, I assume it's to read your girlfriend's ID, just making sure the year starts with a 2." OMG! Nikki also skipped one about Timothée Chalamet's sex life: "Amy Poehler is here for her podcast Good Hang, which is what Timothée Chalamet says after sex." Yeah, Kris Jenner wouldn't have liked that one! She also wanted to mention Brad Pitt. Nikki shared: "Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in F1 tonight. See, that's what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a race car driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is 'tired mom who hates her life.'" Wow! We're shocked she didn't include the last one! Find out the other jokes Nikki cut, which included shout-outs to Julia Roberts, Jonathan Bailey, and more (below): Which joke that got cut do you think Nikki should've kept in? Tell us in the comments! [Image via Nicky Nelson/MEGA/WENN, Golden Globes/YouTube] The post The Brutal Celebrity Jokes That Nikki Glaser Cut From Her 2026 Golden Globes Monologue REVEALED! appeared first on Perez Hilton.