TMZ.com: Jessica Simpson Slams 'Bachelorette' Rumors, Says She Has Options - JESSICA SIMPSON I DON'T NEED 'THE BACHELORETTE' ... I HAVE OPTIONS!!! - THANKS, BUT NO THANKS!!! - If Jessica Simpson makes a return to reality TV, it won't be on "The Bachelorette" ... according to what she just told us at LAX.