Oh ffs... Donald Trump's big Jeffrey Epstein problem finally blew up in his face when, early last month, his handpicked DOJ and FBI leaders said they wouldn't be releasing those Epstein files after all. (But hey, thanks for the votes, suckers!) But according to a shocking new report, the FBI was preparing the files for release - and if they had put it out, it still would have been sus as hell! Because they were going to black out Trump's name! OK, so remember when Attorney General Pam Bondi was so proud to hand out those binders marked "The Epstein Files: Phase I" to all those right-wing influ...