Trending badgeTrendingPosted 1 hour ago85-Year-Old Chuck Norris Just Shared A Gym Selfie And The Internet Responded With Their Best JokesChuck Norris once watched BuzzFeed Unsolved. Now it's just called Solved.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestLink If you don't know, Chuck Norris is a legendary action star famous for beating the hell out of the bad guys on the long-running TV series Walker, Texas Ranger and in movies like Missing in Action. (C)Cannon Films/Courtesy Everett Collection In 2005 or so, the internet - spurred on by Conan O'Brien's late night show - started making jokes about Chuck, all with the same premise: Chuck is the world's toughest badass. NBC That brings us to 2025, when an 85-year-old Chuck posted this workout selfie, still looking like the lean, mean, fighting machine we all know and love. Chuck Norris / Via instagram.com This, of course, inspired people to start sharing their best "Chuck Norris joke" in the comments, and I gotta admit, they had me laughing out loud in the DMV. Check 'em out: 1. "When Chuck Norris went to college he told his dad, 'You're the man of the house now.'" 2. "One day Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down, and she calmed down." 3. "When Chuck Norris was born the doctor said, 'Congratulations! You have two healthy parents.'" 4. "He took this photo with a payphone." 5. "Chuck Norris doesn't have to learn Spanish; Spanish has to learn Chuck Norris." 💪 CBS Photo Archive / Getty Images American actor Chuck Norris (as Cordell 'Cord' Walker), dressed in a tuxedo, delivers a roundhouse kick to an unidentified actor in a scene from an episode of the television series 'Walker, Texas Ranger' entitled 'The Wedding,' 1998. The two-part episode was originally broadcast as the sixth season finale and the seventh season premiere, on May 16 and September 26, 1998. (Photo by CBS Photo Archvie/Getty Images) 6. "Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes." 7. "When dawn is coming, the sun puts on sunglasses so Chuck Norris doesn't hurt its eyes." 8. "I heard Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father." 9. "Chuck once made a bet with Superman, the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside." 10. "Once a street was named after Chuck but after a minute it got its original name back because no one crosses Chuck Norris." Frederic Meylan 11. "You can't see because it's a photo but that bag in the background has been swinging for a week after he jabbed it." 12. "Chuck doesn't lift weights...he pushes the earth down." 13. "Chuck Norris doesn't buy sleeveless shirts. The sleeves fall off when they see him." 14. "No one took the picture, the camera took it out of fear." 15. And: "He counted to infinity. Twice." And - what the hell - here are some more A+ Chuck Norris jokes from this Reddit thread: 16. "Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything." -Arch3r86 17. "Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter." -Quikflipper 18. "Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 21 people...then the grenade exploded." -JonoMusicFl 19. "When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had three missed call from Chuck Norris." -funkynasa 20. "Chuck Norris can make onions cry." Archive Photos / Getty Images -WiseOldChicken 21. "Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys." -deleted 22. "Chuck Norris doesn't have to flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it." -HolyToledo 23. "Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird." -djblockchainz 24. "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." -newtonbase 25. "Chuck Norris clogs toilets when he takes a piss." Jason Merritt / Getty Images -US-Freedom-81 26. "Chuck Norris goes to McDonald's. He orders a Whopper. He gets it." -Forward-Wish1602 27. "Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries." -momsomniac 28. "Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience." -jjmoo3693 29. "When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. There are only survivors." -kratomboofer27 30. "Chuck Norris is so tough he can slam a revolving door." Kurt Krieger - Corbis / Corbis via Getty Images -mamamalliou 31. "Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands." -jd_swinger 32. "Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell Chuck Norris stories." -MrDarwoo 33. "When Chuck Norris's parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom." -Arch3r86 34. "Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land." -MisterFives 35. "When Chuck Norris was a child at school, his teachers raised their hands in order to talk to him." Sunset Boulevard -Arch3r86 36. "There is no such thing as natural selection, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live." -Obvious_Barnacle3770 37. "Chuck Norris heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it." -Arch3r86 38. "Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves." -Coolmist23 39. "When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor." -nazbot 40. "Chuck Norris caught all the Pok