Get your smelling salts because Sam Asghari just dropped a thirst tsunami! Britney Spears' controversial ex-husband is baring almost everything for his big Playgirl moment, and trust us, workplaces across America are in danger because these pics are NSFW with a capital EVERYTHING! In the pics, which dropped new on Instagram on Wednesday, Sam is serving up bronzed-to-perfection abs, an action-figure torso, and a strategically placed towel that is working overtime.