Get your smelling salts because Sam Asghari just dropped a thirst tsunami! Britney Spears' controversial ex-husband is baring almost everything for his big Playgirl moment, and trust us, workplaces across America are in danger because these pics are NSFW with a capital EVERYTHING! In the pics, which dropped new on Instagram on Wednesday, Sam is serving up bronzed-to-perfection abs, an action-figure torso, and a strategically placed towel that is working overtime. OSHA needs to investigate! LOLz! Related: Britney Spears' Exes Fighting! Kevin Federline Strikes Back After Sam Asghari Shade! And because our fitness king refuses to be predictable, he switches from "Greek statue realness" to "sensual furniture model" with a series of poses draped over chairs like he's auditioning for the world's hottest IKEA catalog. Comfort? Questionable. Drama? Off the charts. Oh, and DID WE MENTION THE BATHTUB? Sam goes full steamy-spa fantasy, giving you that "come hither" look while soaking like a marble god. But don't get too excited... he did not leave room in the bath for you. Tragic! Ch-ch-check out the pics (below): View this post on Instagram A post shared by TMZ (@tmz_tv) And some more here: View this post on Instagram A post shared by PLAYGIRL (@playgirl) Yowza! One thing's crystal clear: Sam is chiseled AF! Reactions, y'all?! Share 'em (below)! [Image via Sam Asghari/Instagram/MEGA/WENN] The post Britney Spears' Ex Sam Asghari Goes Nearly NUDE In Jaw-Dropping Playgirl Pics! appeared first on Perez Hilton.