[Warning: Potentially Triggering Content] Buckle up, y'all, for one of the most insane stories you will ever read... According to prosecutors in the Eastern District of Texas, 21-year-old Gavin Rivers Weisenburg (pictured above, right in his mugshot) and 20-year-old Tanner Christopher Thomas (above, left) allegedly spent nearly a year developing a plan to seize control of Gonâve, an island just off the coast of Haiti with nearly 87,000 residents, and remake it into the setting of their grotesque sexual fantasies.