Bunnie Xo is headed for the slammer... but it's not quite what you think! So, the 45-year-old influencer dropped the latest episode of her Dumb Blonde podcast on Friday. In it, she very candidly told a tale about how she is "going to jail." And we don't mean, like, a visit or a charity thing or an event to raise awareness for some cause. She's actually going to jail! Whoa! Soooo, here's the full story. Jelly Roll's wife kicked it off in her trademark no-holds-barred way, saying this on the podcast: "You guys, I'm going to jail. Should we talk about it? Why would I not tell the internet this? I tell the internet everything anyways." Bunnie went on to admit that she "got in trouble with the law," which, oh no! However, she was keen on explaining it was NOT on purpose. Related: Bunnie Xo Defends Falling Off Wagon To Drink On Date Night With Jelly Roll She said: "What happened was, I got a ticket in 2020 in Alabama, driving home from a family vacation. Do I remember getting this ticket? Absolutely not. But I got pulled over." Yikes! As an aside, regarding why she keeps getting pulled over, Bunnie quipped: "I have been pulled over twice in this f**king vehicle. ... It looks like a drug dealer's vehicle." LOLz! Anyways, the podcaster recounted how she first learned that she'd gotten her license SUSPENDED (!!!) during a run-in with the law recently for a minor traffic violation... a few years after that old Alabama ticket: "He runs my license, and he comes back and he goes, 'Do you know that your license is suspended?' ... I'm a frickin upstanding citizen these days. But he's like, 'Yeah, suspended from a ticket in Alabama.'" Thankfully, that police officer let Bunnie go on the suspension with just a warning. BUT! He told her to get her license reinstated. Well, as soon as she got home, she called up the DMV folks in Alabama to take care of it: "I go home, I get a hold of Alabama. Find out that the ticket's from 2020. Instantly pay it. It gets paid. I paid it at the end of October. I'm assuming that everything's fine and my license is reinstated." Sadly, that didn't work! On the pod, Bunnie revealed how just "the other day" she "might have been speeding" (LOLz) when a cop caught her flying by on his radar gun: "I'm going down the freeway, and literally, I passed this officer. He is outside of his car, gunning people. Him and I make f**king eye contact, dude, while I'm racing by. I'm like, 'That was a close one.' What do you know, I look in my freaking rear view mirror, and here comes this f**king officer on my ass." Uh oh... Well, that officer went to run her license and he found out that it is STILL suspended! He also told her that the suspension is an "arrestable offense"! Seriously?! BFFR!!! Related: Bunnie Xo SHOCKED By This Change In Jelly Roll Amid Major Weight Loss! Thankfully for Jelly Roll's wife, that cop did not put her in handcuffs right then and there. But he did tell her that she needs to go down to the jail and book herself in on the suspension issue! And so... that's on deck! She joked: "He's like, 'But sometime this week you need to go down to the jail and book yourself in.' First of all, I didn't know that was an option. Growing up as a criminal, if you give me that option, I'm never checking myself in." Ha!! But she is gonna do it, obvi, so she can get all this taken care of and out of her proverbial hair. And she's gonna do it with style, too! She explained: "I don't know why it's still suspended. I got my lawyer on it, whatever. It looks like your girl is gonna have to go book herself in. If I do - you guys have seen all my past mug shots - I'm going in glammed the f**k up, baby, and I'm going to vlog it." Love that! Still, what a freakin' roller coaster. Ch-ch-check out the whole thing (below): Reactions, y'all?? Share 'em (below)! [Image via Dumb Blonde Podcast/YouTube] The post Jelly Roll's Wife Bunnie Xo BUSTED And Headed To Jail -- DETAILS! appeared first on Perez Hilton.