If you thought the holidays were all twinkle lights and cozy fireplaces, think again! The most surprising seasonal spectacle this year is happening behind the walls of FCI Fort Dix. Yes, y'all, the once-untouchable music mogul Diddy is spending his first festive season in khakis and concrete behind bars in New Jersey. But don't you dare think he's suffering. In fact, his holiday dining situation might make some of you want to call your local correctional facility and ask for a reservation.