Screw you guys, I'm gated! South Park hires a security guard - but it's not Cartman. Courtesy Everett Collection Share on Facebook Share on X Share to Flipboard Send an Email Show additional share options Share on LinkedIn Share on Pinterest Share on Reddit Share on Tumblr Share on Whats App Print the Article Post a Comment Logo text The last time a security guard was spotted at South Park's production offices in Marina del Rey was when Eric Cartman got deputized in 1998's "Chickenlover" episode and started pulling over tricycles and ticketing cows.