Damn, y'all. The bombs have been dropped, and we're all just living in the rubble! Lily Allen's highly anticipated album West End Girl dropped on Friday, and damned if it isn't the thirst quencher for everyone who misses the days before Taylor Swift was happy! The early buzz was accurate - the whole thing feels like a concept about getting your heart ripped out by a dirty, lying cheater! And David Harbour has more to fear now than demogorgons and Marvel villains. Follow us as we break down some of the most savage lyrics... Contents [hide] 1 Ruminating 2 Sleepwalking 3 Tennis 4 Madeline 5 P***y Palace 6 4chan Stan 7 Nonmonogamummy 8 Dallas Major Ruminating On Ruminating, an intense dance track that feels like it's on its fifth cup of coffee, Lily sings about being up all night, unable to sleep because she's so stressed at the idea of her man cheating: "And I can't shake the image of her naked / On top of you and I'm dissociated" And it sounds less like it's about "girls" generally and more like it's about that one girl that's taking her place: "And I'm not hateful but you make me hate her / She gets to sleep next to my medicator" And she asks the unnamed offending party who may or may not be (but come on, totally is) the Stranger Things star: "Did you kiss her on the lips and look into her eyes? / Did you have fun now that it's done?" See Lily toss and turn for the full song (below): Pretty obviously about cheating, yeah? It gets worse... Sleepwalking From staying up thinking to Sleepwalking. In this one she spells out what's wrong with the relationship - and when it started... "Who said romance isn't dead? Been no romance since we wed / "Why aren't we f**king baby?" Yeah, that's what you said /But you let me think it was me in my head / And nothing to do with them girls in your bed" The "girls in your bed"?!? Photos: Check Out Lily Allen's HOT Revenge Photoshoot For Perfect Mag! She also paints a portrait of a man gaslighting her, not just lying about cheating - but then saying "somehow you make it my fault" when confronted: "Course I'm angry, course I'm hurt / Looking back at it's so absurd / Course I trusted you and took you at your word" Oof. This is such a rough start... But it gets worse - and more detailed. Tennis In Tennis, Lily all but confirms a rumor we heard a while back that Lily had reluctantly given in to the idea of an open marriage. First, she hints at how she learned of this affair in the first place: "Then you showed me a photo on Instagram / It was how you grabbed your phone back right out of my hands" Damn. That is a red flag! But what did she discover?? A source claimed David was allowed to hook up with random women when he was away for long periods filming - but just sex. The story went that he shattered the hell out of that rule by getting involved in a 3-year relationship with another woman! He allegedly even flew that woman out to spend time with him when he was filming Stranger Things in Atlanta! Well, in this track she definitely hints at an arrangement that sounds like the open marriage rumor: "you moved the goalposts, you've broken the rules / I tried to accommodate but you took me for a fool" She also explicitly says she would have been OK with it "if it was just sex"! But it got more... couples than singles? She sings: "So I read your text, and now I regret it /I can't get my head round how you've been playing tennis / If it was just sex, I wouldn't be jealous / You won't play with me... and who's Madeline?" Who the eff IS Madeline?!? Ch-ch-check out Lily sitting idly by while a "husband" gets thrown in the trash: As for Madeline... Madeline The very next track on the album. Damn, is this the other woman's real name? Or the identity Lily has used for her in song? Would she fully out her like that?? Lily definitely has complicated feelings toward her ex's mistress, as she sings to her: "I know none of this is your fault, messaging you feels kind of assaultive / Saw your text, that's how I found out, tell me the truth and his motives / I can't trust anything that comes out of his mouth" Straight up just telling us the whole story piece by piece. And then more on that rumor... "How long has it been going on? Is it just sex or is there emotion? / He told me it would stay in hotel rooms, never be out in the open" And then she implies the open marriage had to be totally emotion-free in the most guaranteed way possible - only with sex workers! She sings: "We had an arrangement / Be discreet and don't be blatant / There had to be payment / It had to be with strangers / But you're not a stranger, Madeline" Wow. She's just confirming it all! And there's sections in which "Madeline" speaks to her (in an American accent btw) and gives her more of the story, including what David allegedly told her: "He told me you were aware this was going on and that he had your full consent" But Lily makes it clear she doesn't trust this Madeline either, singing: "I can't trust anything that comes out of your mouth / I'