Kylie Kelce is too funny for this!! Taylor Swift's new album The Life of a Showgirl has been taking the world by storm - particularly her new raunchy song Wood! The wild lyrics about Travis Kelce's "redwood tree" even prompted his big bro Jason Kelce to assign a tree to himself. He said on an episode of New Heights earlier this month that he'd consider his own "appendage" to be more of a "Japanese maple".