Posted 23 minutes agoSubscribe to BuzzFeed Daily NewsletterCaret Down18 Cardi B Quotes That Are So Funny They Honestly Belong On A T-Shirt"I got butterflies in my stomach. And my vagina."by Andrea PerezBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestLink Nobody does unfiltered honesty quite like Cardi B, and we love her for it. From her early days on Love & Hip Hop to her success as a Grammy-winning artist, she's managed to turn every thought, rant, and random musing into pure comedy gold. Over the years, she's blessed us with one-liners so funny and so unexpectedly memorable, that more than a retweet, they deserve to live on our chests, front and center, in bold block letters. Here are 18 of the funniest Cardi B quotes that someone should seriously turn into a t-shirt collection: (Note: Sadly, these shirts aren't actually for sale...but if they were, we'd be the first in line.) 1. When she introduced herself on Love & Hip Hop: New York back in 2015: Monami Productions, Eastern TV / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 2. When somebody asked her how she was feeling at the 2018 Grammys red carpet: @E! Insider / Youtube / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 3. When she told Offset exactly how much she loved him back in 2020: @Vogue / Youtube / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 4. When she tried holistic healing and was supposed to be practicing forgiveness on Cardi Tries (2021): Jesse Collins Entertainment / Via tiktok.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 5. When she took a break from Coachella in 2018 to deliver a message to the haters: @NardwuarServiette / YouTube / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 6. When she blessed us with these lyrics from her 2018 hit "I Do": (C)Quibi / Courtesy Everett Collection Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 7. When she tweeted this absolute truth bomb back in 2019: @iamcardib / X Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 8. When she gave Love & Hip Hop viewers some truly unfiltered life advice: Monami Productions, Eastern TV / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 9. When she gave Tomi Lahren the most Cardi B response imaginable in 2019: @iamcardib / X / Via x.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 10. When she briefly dropped some wisdom on Instagram (RIP to the deleted post): @iamcardib / Instagram / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 11. When she defined true love during a 2017 interview with BET: @BET Networks / YouTube / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 12. When she reminded us why she owns Twitter in January 2025: @iamcardib / X / Via x.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 13. When she took Instagram skits to a whole new level of wild: @iamcardib / Instagram / Via Instagram: @iamcardib Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 14. When Zendaya asked her about her ideal day off in a 2018 CR Fashion Book interview: (C)Netflix / Courtesy Everett Collection Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 15. When she shared her morning thoughts on Instagram Live: @iamcardib / Instagram / Via Instagram: @iamcardib Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 16. When she tweeted this in 2025 after calling it quits with Offset a year prior: @iamcardib / X Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva 17. When she accepted her Grammy for Best Rap Album in 2019: Recording Academy / GRAMMYs / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva And last but not least... 18. When things got heated on Love & Hip Hop and she needed answers ASAP: Monami Productions, Eastern TV / Via youtube.com Would you buy this t-shirt? Canva Moral of the story? If you can't say it like Cardi, don't say it at all. Period. Latine Heritage Month is here! Join us from Sept. 15 to Oct. 15 as we celebrate la cultura here on BuzzFeed, as well as on our Pero Like Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed