Tom Arnold is airing it all on his My Crazy X-Wife tour, but he wants everyone to know that Roseanne Barr does not top his list. "People say 'My Crazy X-Wife, oh I know which one that is. It's Roseanne,'" he told Us Weekly exclusively, mimicking what his fans say before seeing the show. "And I'm like, 'she's not even close to my craziest ex-wife because we didn't have kids together.' The worst thing she did was go on Saturday Night Live and say I have a three-inch penis, which is confidential information. You take that to the grave.