The author poses with a golf club in a Bruins jersey, Happy Gilmore style. (Photo illustration: Yahoo News; illustrations; Jiaqi Wang for Yahoo News; photos: Kelsey Weekman/Yahoo News)BEDMINSTER, New Jersey - After spending a day zooming around a country club in a golf cart, feeling the balmy breeze filter through my collared sweater vest, I saw the best thing I'd seen all day: Dozens of middle-aged golf tournament participants, clad in baseball hats and polo shirts, hollering "Shooter McGavin!" with unbridled joy.