This is the biggest piece of the Jeffrey Epstein puzzle we've gotten in years. But who all is in the already infamous Epstein Birthday book? We've known the tome was bound by Ghislaine Maxwell for the billionaire's 50th birthday, a collection of the well-wishes of many of his friends and colleagues. We didn't know until it came out just how many of those missives were actually pedophile-themed! Seriously, if you assumed it was some deep, dark secret he was hiding, nope! Almost every message we've seen had some winking reference to young women or girls... and one to just straight up purchasing women! We mean, just look at this horror show! "what a great country!" Is this depicting Epstein grooming young children? This is haunting. pic.twitter.com/LWJy3F3eN6 - MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) September 9, 2025 Page 112 of Epstein's birthday book shows what appear to be photographs of a pajama-clad child. People were friends with this man. It was all out in the open. pic.twitter.com/InkR5LU9ov - Amelie Sutton (@eastouest) September 9, 2025 There is a whole section of Epstein's Birthday book labeled "Children," with photographs of a very young girl posing and what appears to letters in a child's handwriting. pic.twitter.com/DaRWsVCi6o - julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) September 9, 2025 Ick... Unfortunately a lot of the names were redacted or have not yet been identified. But not all! Here are the most famous and powerful people in the book... (Make sure to read the last one, it's a doozy!) Contents [hide] 1 Ghislaine Maxwell 2 Donald Trump 3 Joel Pashcow 4 Les Wexner 5 Alan Dershowitz 6 Bill Clinton 7 Leon Black 8 Bill Elkus 9 Alan "Ace" Greenberg & James "Jimmy" Cayne 10 Nathan Myhrvold 11 Mort Zuckerman 12 Lord Peter Mandelson Ghislaine Maxwell (c) DOJ/MEGA/WENN This probably goes without saying. But in addition to putting the book together, Epstein's girlfriend/trafficking accomplice also wrote him a little note. The reason we're even including? She explains the point behind making the book: "Jeffrey, The idea behind this book was simply to gather stories and old photographs to jog your memory about places people and different events. Some of the letters will definitely achieve their intended goal - some well ... you will have to read them to see for yourself. I know you will enjoy looking through the book and I hope you will derive as much pleasure looking through it as I did putting it together for you. Happy Happy Birthday, Love Ghislaine For him to remember "different events" huh? And nearly all stuff about young girls... Donald Trump Obviously Donald Trump is the reason we even know this thing exists. The Wall Street Journal was the first to reveal the existence of his note to Epstein, describing a "bawdy" note surrounded by a drawing a of a nude woman. This is the text: Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything. Donald: Yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it. Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday - and may every day be another wonderful secret. Creepy enough stuff to send to an underage sex trafficker - "We have certain things in common," "Enigmas never age," "another wonderful secret." It just all feels like it's hinting at something. Related: Trump Accused Of Tying 13-Year-Old Girl To Bed & Raping Her At Epstein's Apartment And then there's the actual drawing, as revealed this week. A great many folks who read the WSJ description were shocked to see a figure that looks a bit less developed than a full-grown woman... (c) House Oversight Committee So creepy! Even worse than anyone thought! No wonder he's been trying to sue the Journal over this! Of course, he'd have a tougher time suing the House of Representatives, whose Oversight Committee subpoenaed the book from the Epstein estate. Joel Pashcow We'd never heard this name either. But The New York Times says this came from him. It's maybe the second worst thing for Trump in the book - a joke about him buying a "girl" from Epstein. Yeah. Jokes about sex trafficking, only with an actual underage sex trafficker. The caption under the photo of Epstein with an oversized novelty check from Trump says: "Jeffrey showing early talents with money + women! Sells 'fully depreciated' [name redacted] to Donald Trump for $22,500. Showed early 'people skills' too. Even though I handled the deal I didn't get any of the money or the girl!" (c) House Oversight Committee As the White House Press Secretary pointed out, the Trump signature looks nothing like his actual signature, but of course... it doesn't look like a real check either. The point is the content of the joke between guys. So who is Pashcow? We have no idea, apart from some New York real estate guy who has a membership at Ma