[Warning: Potentially Triggering Content] We'd love to be happy for Charlie Sheen. The Two and a Half Men star dropped the bombshell in his memoir and new Netflix documentary that he'd had sex with men as well as women. He said it was "liberating" to finally open up about it. Again, we'd love to just celebrate him as there's no shame in that at all. We're always happy for anyone coming out after years of being pressured to keep these things secret. We'd love to just applaud... But we can't. Because we can't stop thinking about the allegations made against him.