Posted 21 hours agoSubscribe to BuzzFeed Daily NewsletterCaret Down18 Embarrassing Moments Where Celebs Came Off As Wildly Pretentious, Self-Important, Or Faux "Deep"BRB, gotta go drink my brain octane oil, do my Buddhist chants, then quote philosophy at my Twitter followers.by Hannah MarderBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestLink 1. James Franco is a poster boy for pretension, especially if you read his bad poetry, which reads like lines from r/im14andthisisdeep.