Posted 28 minutes agoSubscribe to BuzzFeed Daily NewsletterCaret DownSabrina Carpenter's New Album Is So Unapologetically Horny, And Everyone's Saying The Same Thing After Discovering The Seriously NSFW Meaning Behind Her Song "Tears""i should've known a sabrina song called tears would NOT be about actual tears."by Leyla MohammedBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestLink Happy Sabrina Carpenter day to all those who celebrate! The 26-year-old singer dropped her seventh studio album, Man's Best Friend, today following months of anticipation. Andrea Renault / Getty Images Now, if you know Sabrina, you'll know that she doesn't shy away from embracing her sexuality when it comes to her music. And Man's Best Friend is, as expected, a very horny album! Here's a roundup of the sexiest, funniest, and all-around most iconic lyrics from the new songs: 1. "I get wet at the thought of you (Uh-huh) / Being a responsible guy / Treating me like you're supposed to do (Uh-huh) / Tears run down my thighs" - "Tears." Justin Goff Photos / Getty Images Funnily enough, most fans had anticipated that "Tears" would be some sort of breakup anthem, given its title. Little did we know, Sabrina was referring to a very different kind of "tears.""tears being a horny song instead of a sad song. oh sabrina the woman you are," one person tweeted, while another person said, "pressed play on tears by sabrina expecting to hear some heartbreak song whole time she's talking about sum tears running down her thighs.""i should've known a sabrina song called tears would NOT be about actual tears lmfao so good," one more post read. 2. "He's busy, he's working, he doesn't have time for me / My slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least / What in the fucked up romantic, dark comedy is this nightmare lately?" - "My Man on Willpower." Kevin Mazur / Getty Images 3. "Put your loving where your mouth is / Your sugar talking isn't working tonight" - "Sugar Talking." Kevin Mazur / Getty Images 4. "All the 'I love yous' and 'I'm sorrys' were said / We had our sex and then we made amends, that's right" - "We Broke Up Again Last Night." Kevin Mazur / Getty Images 5. "You could be using your lips / On a girl with big tits / Boy, I know where you live" - "Never Getting Laid." Jeff Kravitz / Getty Images 6. "I wish you a lifetime full of happiness / And a forever of never getting laid" - "Never Getting Laid." Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images 7. "So long, untouched / Bone-dry, not a plant can grow / 'Bout time I get back on the horse to the rodeo" - "When Did You Get Hot?" Samir Hussein / Getty Images 8. "Take me to naked Twister back at your place / Baby, baby, mm, it's thickening the plot" - "When Did You Get Hot?" Mike Coppola / Getty Images 9. "Congratulations on your new improvements / I bet your light rod's, like, bigger than Zeus's / Hey, wait, can you lift my car with your hand? / You were an ugly kid, but you're a sexy man" - "When Did You Get Hot?" Christopher Polk / Getty Images 10. "Silent treatment and humblin' your ass / Well, that's some of my best work / Not sleeping with you might help me decide / But it was annoyingly good, so thanks for making it worse" - "Don't Worry I'll Make You Worry." Dia Dipasupil / Getty Images 11. "Do you want the house tour? / I could take you to the first, second, third floor / And I promise none of this is a metaphor / I just want you to come inside / Baby, what's mine is now yours" - "House Tour." Graham Denholm / Getty Images 12. "I just want you to come inside (Come inside) / But never enter through the back door" - "House Tour." Johnny Nunez / Getty Images 13. "I spent a little fortune on the waxed floors / We can be a little reckless 'cause it's insured / I'm pleasured to be your hot tour guide" - "House Tour." Rebecca Sapp / Getty Images Honorable mention: On "House Tour," Sabrina references a "pineapple air freshener," which she says is her "favorite kind." Which could mean nothing! What do you think of Sabrina's album? Do you have a favourite song yet? Let me know in the comments. Meanwhile, you can stream it right here.