Trending badgeTrendingPosted 3 hours agoSubscribe to BuzzFeed Daily NewsletterCaret DownPlease, Someone Take My Phone, Because These Coldplay-"Affair" Jokes On Twitter Are Cracking Me Up A Little Too Much"I would like to thank Coldplay for bringing the nation together. For a day, you fixed us."by Morgan MurrellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestLink If you've been online in the past 24 hours, then you've probably heard some rumblings about an incident that occurred at a Coldplay concert.