Trending badgeTrendingPosted 2 hours agoSubscribe to Screen Time NewsletterCaret DownTiffany Haddish Just Ruthlessly Roasted Trump Without Even Saying His NameShe did not hold back on why she's just as fit as Trump to be president.by Ed MazzaHuffPost WriterFacebookPinterestLinkHot Topic🔥 Full coverage and conversation on Politics Jimmy Kimmel Live guest host Tiffany Haddish didn't mention President Donald Trump during Monday night's monologue, but she seemed to have him in mind as she jokingly announced she was running for president herself. Randy Holmes / Getty Images "I've got all the qualifications to be president," she said, then listed three things she has in common with Trump. "I'm rich, I've been arrested a few times, and I always say crazy shit." Bloomberg / Getty Images She has one other important qualification as well. Randy Holmes / Getty Images "We've had an actor as president, a reality host president, but now it's time to elect a comedian," she said. "Finally, a president who's funny on purpose, most of the time." Harry Langdon / Getty Images, Andrew Harnik / Getty Images BuzzFeed TrendingHot TopicLet's chat about all things PoliticsSee our Politics Discussions Haddish delivered a campaign-style speech unveiling a platform that includes paying taxes with old gift cards. Randy Holmes / Getty Images "We're gonna run this country, this government, like a company," the comic and actor said. "And that company is Sizzler." Randy Holmes / Getty Images Her platform includes requiring credit scores on dating site profiles, providing pastrami at all Subway locations, and retooling delivery robots to become sex toys. Randy Holmes / Getty Images "No more STDs, y'all," she vowed. ABC / Via youtube.com But her biggest promise was something more profound. ABC / Via youtube.com "My campaign is built around a very simple idea: America, mind your own damn business," she said. "Doesn't that sound nice?" Randy Holmes / Getty Images That promise called to mind something Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz said as he ran for vice president on last year's Democratic ticket. Anadolu / Getty Images "In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices that they make," he said on the campaign trail. "And even if we wouldn't make the same choices for ourselves, we've got a golden rule: Mind your own damn business." Mario Tama / Getty Images Check out Haddish's take on that "golden rule" in her Monday night monologue: View this video on YouTube ABC / Via youtube.com This article originally appeared on HuffPost.