Like many of you, I've spent weeknights aplenty sealed to my couch, remote in hand, gulping down the latest episode of Hacks, or Survivor, or Top Chef, or Beef, while simultaneously anticipating (and talking about) the next drop of The White Lotus and Love Island. I've committed hours of my evenings to TikTok theories about fictional TV characters that don't exist, and have sent dozens of Instagram DMs alerting various friend groups to whatever celebrity soft-launch is happening at the time. This is all in part because I am, at my core, a pop-culture stan.