Michael Loccisano/Getty Images Tap Here To Add Us Weekly As A Trusted Source Add as a preferred source on Google Valerie Bertinelli is getting candid about her body. "I mean, if you read the book, you'll know that my boobs are deformed," Bertinelli, 65, said during a recent 92Y panel discussion, promoting her Getting Naked: The Quiet Work of Becoming Perfectly Imperfect memoir. "I talk very extensively and graphically about how deformed they are." She continued, "My boobs suck, but I'm not dating, so it doesn't matter.