Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem asked for "privacy and prayers" this week. Instead, the internet has been making wild jokes about her husband, Bryon Noem, following reports of him allegedly cross-dressing and sending money to fetish models. From parody videos to GIFS and spicy tweets, social media users are on day three of cookin' Bryon, Kristi and their marriage. RELATED: Brenay Kennard Must Pay $40,000 As She Appeals $1.