Susie Celek is officially off the market - and she made sure the internet knew it in the most iconic way possible. On March 23, the ex-wife of former Philadelphia Eagles tight end Brent Celek took to Instagram to hard launch her new relationship and it had the entire Philly community doing a double take. In the video, Susie was seen kissing and sharing affectionate moments with another former Eagles player, Hollis Thomas. "Life trends show I'm not big on commitment, but I'm stuck on you big man," she wrote, setting the whole thing to the unmistakable tune of "Stuck On You" by Lionel Richie.