A programmed robot to program your own child? What in the I, Robot is happening?! Imagine a world where real teachers with flesh, blood, and brains are forsaken for cold, soulless, computer-powered replacements. A world where great educators with passion and nuance are kicked to the curb in favor of AI successors. Imagine a world where YOUR child grows up learning without the compassion of a living being, instead being taught by a factory-built bot.