by Mike SpohrBuzzFeedBuzzFeed StaffI'm an Editorial Director at BuzzFeed who covers the internet's funniest photos and jokes, weird human history, movie facts, and more. Athletes usually show up, stretch a little - I dunno, I'm just a doughy BuzzFeed writer - play the game, and go home. What they generally don't do is commit crimes in the middle of the game that end with them in handcuffs. But as my grandpa used to say, "If you watch enough baseball, eventually you'll see everything." And it turns out that applies to every sport.