Morrissey has canceled his Valencia show because of... Wait, what?! On the 66-year-old's official website Thursday, he wrote a message to fans in which he announced his show in Spain likely wouldn't be happening. He explained: "Having travelled for two days by road, Morrissey reached the hotel in Valencia late on Wednesday. Any form of sleep or rest throughout the night was impossible due to festival noise / loud techno singing / megaphone announcements. This experience has left Morrissey in a catatonic state.