One Baltimore Ravens fan just delivered the most perfectly timed internet disaster of the year, and 11.5 million people watched it unfold in real time. On March 4, an X user and Ravens fan posting under the handle @Hamilton_DPOY made the kind of promise fans toss around on social media every day. He would "completely shave my head" if Baltimore managed to land Las Vegas Raiders star defensive end Maxx Crosby in a trade. NFL's Maxx Crosby Breaks Silence After Dramatic Failed Trade to Ravens Standard internet bravado.