by Mychal ThompsonBuzzFeedBuzzFeed StaffIf you must know, I based my entire personality on Seasons 2-5 of "Girls," and I'm a huge gamer. On March 5, Stephen Colbert had the Late Show audience in stitches as he recounted Kristi Noem's abrupt replacement. Cbs Photo Archive / Getty Images, Anadolu / Getty Images In his monologue, Colbert said the Secretary of Homeland Secretary brought this fate upon herself by "standing too close to that gravel pit." Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images "It's too soon to find out why Kristi Noem is gone," he began.