David Beckham's attempts to cut his own hair didn't quite go as planned. "What have you done?" David's wife, Victoria Beckham, asked the 50-year-old retired soccer star in a Saturday, July 19, Instagram video. David, who was posing shirtless, held one hand over his scalp before offering an explanation. "The thing of the clippers fell off my head [and] fell off the clipper," he said, eventually removing his hand to reveal a bald patch in the center of his cropped haircut. "It's not funny.