All he wanted was a Pepsi. A Missouri man has been accused of first-degree stalking for allegedly harassing a woman by trying to enter her bedroom, intent on getting a Pepsi. The soda "jerk" was later identified as Brian Champagne, 47, a resident of Seymour. Documents shared with Us Weekly claim that Champagne's victim had called police just before 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, January 28, asking for assistance.