by Matt StoperaBuzzFeedBuzzFeed Staff The long-awaited (and by long-awaited, I mean no one asked) documentary Melania is out in theaters on Friday! SOPA Images / SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty Images If you weren't aware, the movie reportedly cost $75 million to make and market, and is projected to take in only $1-5 million. ANGELA WEISS / AFP via Getty Images Not great! Jamie McCarthy / Getty Images Naturally, there are some great jokes about this whole thing, and here they are: 1. alancross/x.com 2. MichaelEMann/x.com 3. GianmarcoSoresi/x.com 4. AndyHerren/x.com 5.